Will. Not. Help. You.” –Lyssa and Hasufin, in game “We already are the next Weimar Republic. I care that he’s a fascist.” –Jamie Schler “It’s fun that some folks think a secret group of rich people control everything, instead of the widely known group of rich people that control everything.” –Solomon Georgio “Yes, having MATLAB is a known issue.” –Anonymous Cow-orker “The War on Christmas cannot end until Christmas stops its illegal occupation of November.” –Classy Warfare “The unknown is just how scared voters are of the unknown. Are you the adult that you want your child to grow up to be? It only looks like they’re going totally evil and demonic by the standards of a system that is deeply dysfunctional and harmful to everyone in it.” –Kit Redgrave “I have a quantum computer that literally lets me see ANYTHING I WANT in the past, present and future! Fix it.” –Paul Koning “You want cheap, babu88 no hassle GSM service with no catch, in the US? Windows 98 was not a product; it was a battlefield used to fight an unrelated war regarding who owned the Internet.” –Gravis “You’re not really famous until you’re a Pez dispenser.” –Carrie Fisher “If there’s one thing my time in uniform has taught me as a scifi writer, it’s how often even the simplest technology doesn’t work once DoD gets its hands on it.” –NatSecElitist “In the evangelical world, information is not just pure information, it’s weaponry.